Toilet Pimp

What is Toilet Pimp?

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

Jizz Alarm Clock

1. The act of waking another by jizzing in their face. If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag..

Doodoo Dial

1. A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet. I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she..

Gelf

1. a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny..

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