Toilet Pimp

What is Toilet Pimp?

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

Nob Gash

1. When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating. Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?! You:i nob gashed mysel..

Nuke Haha Boom!

1. The most epic way of owning. NOTHING beats a NHB. It is used when no other option is available and nothing can ever come back to it. &q..

Ibstiuta

1. Crude but funny abbreviation of I Bet She Takes It up The Ass. Usually from one bloke to another when hot totty walks in the room. Hey ..

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