Toilet Poem Edit Meaning

1. A person who specialises in having sexual relations with skangers or chavs. "You should have seen the size of the hoopy earrings o..

1. A personal computer, laptop, phone or any other device primarilyt used for searching the interweb. Hey d'Artagnan, pass me the goo..

1. The removal of a thick layer of knobcheesefrom one's helmet. I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time..