What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
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An individual who parades around town boasting of his skills with knives and he carries around his collection of them too.
That cat was..
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when you've spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n' beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border..
