What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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When a man feeds nuts and laxative to a women (or man *wink*) and makes her eat her crap has she tea bags his balls.
Tyron: Yo balencio..