What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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ADJ; Any female that is equally adept at accomodating large objects in more than one bodily cavity at the same time.
Did you see that ..
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Fat bitch/bastard who eats and eats all the time and has crusty knackers and pits (mmmmmmmmmm lovely)
your mum has crusty pits and knac..
