What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...
NB opposite of b..
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Beautiful hottie at the strip club agrees to a table dance for you, proceeds to strip down either to total nude or just with butt floss ..