What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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Random Words:
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logical burn after your burn partner says your quadraped
X:You're fat
Y:Your mom is fat
X:Your llama is fat
Y:Your quadraped is..
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
I got attacked by an angry midget ..
