What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adul..
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The act of pooping like a sailor.
Dude I totally have to go Graham Kirby all over the bathroom.
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