What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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Random Words:
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Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.
Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!
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Big, fat bi..