What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage(or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bush..
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A French girlfriend.
'Missed the film. La belle frogette was late. Again.'..
