What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.
I work with a bunch of goobertards.
See goober, tard, retar..