What is Toilet Poet?
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A man or woman who purposely brings a sharpie marker with him / her to public washrooms to spread random facts about using the toilet in the form of poetry.
"No matter how much you wiggle, jiggle, or dance, the last drops of pee always land on your pants."
-Toilet Poet
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Some think he is a God, others a prophet. In reality he is both, and he has his own line of T-shirts.
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A small, knobbly raised protrusion consisting of cartillage below one's kneecap
below my kneecap is just a morass of knobbly spinu..
