What is Toilet Reply?
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When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
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Random Words:
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The smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they're drunk.
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