What is Toilet Seat?
1.
Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.
"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!
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2.
what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself
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3.
A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.
my bitch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.
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4.
An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.
"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"
"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."
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