Toilet Stalker

What is Toilet Stalker?


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A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.

Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:

- Shiftiness.

- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.

- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.

A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.

Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.

Person 2: WHAT?!

Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.

Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!

Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!

See pee, rape, stalker, toilet, freak


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