Toilet Surfing

What is Toilet Surfing?


1.

Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.

Some fraternities make their pledges go toilet surfing during Hell Week.

See hazing, college, initiation, rushing, pledging

2.

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

See internet, surfing, toilet, laptop, bathroom


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