What is Toilet Tension?
1.
When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
See
Random Words:
1.
Closer to an calling a person, "Einstein," when he makes an overly obviuos remark.
Phil: Hey it's raining out.
Joel: ..
1.
Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.
"Yo you up fo some..
1.
The ultimate act of gayness.
Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can d..
