Toilet Tetley

What is Toilet Tetley?


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The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass PaperTP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

See diarrhea, blow ass, shit, crap, dookie, doo doo, chunky


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