Toilet Yoga

What is Toilet Yoga?

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The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

See shit, feces, crap, poop, constipation, bathroom, yogi
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