Toiletry

What is Toiletry?


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A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?

nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,

teasing the water...

then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,

exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.

-2007 John Jenkins

See poop, feces, shit, vomit, puke, piss, urine, gag, gross, yummy, fecal matter, hungry, lunch, dinner, movies, condom, sex, toilet, garbage, perfect, utopia


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