What is Toixt?
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a british term of 15th century origin; somewhat like a crumpet. Used on April 6th, known as "Toixt Day", where raspberry crumpets were baked with keys inside. The holiday is now defunct thanks to many key-related deaths, but the lucky few who survived opened treasure chests with their toixt-borne keys.
"Oh, Mother! Look at the wonderful prize I recovered from my TOIXT! I love this day, the 6th of April in the 15th century!'
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The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is ..
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When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.
I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.
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