Tokyo Lightning

What is Tokyo Lightning?


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When one feels the sensation of lightning, then realizes it is a group of tourists taking flash photos.

You: "Whoa, was that lightning? It's not raining."

Your friend: "Yeah, that's weird. Oh wait! Look over there! Those tourists just photographed each other in front of that statue that's covered in pigeon shit! It was Tokyo Lightning!"

See lightning, tourists, tokyo, mistake, asian


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