Toledo Torpedo

What is Toledo Torpedo?

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

See shit, steamer, dump, pool, swin, bath

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

See anus, ass, log, penetration, flaming, church

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