What is Toledo, Washington?
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the shittiest town in the state of Washington. the schools suck very large and erect penis. Mr. corrigan, the principle at Toledo high school likes to fuck sheep in his spare time, when he is not trying to bust people smoking like a sneaky ass Jew. mr. herbst, the football coach, like to shit in small childrens faces, and laughs after doing so. mrs. ketchum is a cock juggling thunder cunt, and thinks she is the fourth reich, and demands that as soon as you enter her room, you throw up the white power salute, and say "heil Ketchum!". now then there is mr. holmes, the athletic director. he is an all around ass fucker and i would not reccomend letting your children to play sports while this fuck is still in his position. any ways back to the shit hole less than 2000 people call home. just some advice, don't blink while you are coming into toledo, or you might miss the whole damn town. the population consists of around 10 black folk, very few mexicans and alot of pothead, smartass little degenerates the inhabitants call their children. the few activities to do in this town are as following: smoking marijuana, getting drunk and high off of pills at school, smoking on the hill at scool, fucking sheep, bucking hay and impregnating random women at parties in the local barn. the police force consists of two or three kike ass cops that sit and eat doughnuts while reading the paper all day long, instead of catching real criminals. there is also a considerably large number of child molesters in this town. this is just a little bit of information i thought you might need to know before you make your children move there.
Boy: "i am going to live in
Toledo, Washington when i grow up! and i am going to raise a happy family there too!"
Girl: "why would you do that?, your children would get molested, and get there face shit in by their football coach, and will turn out to be pot smoking pieces of shit, and you will then look like a shit stain on the underpants of society!!!"
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