Tolerance Juice

What is Tolerance Juice?


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Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.

In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.

Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.

Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.

BRO1: 'Hey, let's go check out that new bar across the street.'

BRO2: 'I hear it's not that great.'

BRO1: 'Come on, 5 minutes. Real quick, if it's lame, we'll come back here.'

BRO2: 'Okay, let me just finish my tolerance juice first!'

GIRL1: 'Uh, were you just talking to your ex over there?'

GIRL2: 'Yeah, he came up and started rambling about how he misses me or whatever.'

GIRL1: 'What did you say to him?'

GIRL2: 'Nothing, all I could think of was coming back over here and ordering more tolerance juice so I don't have a rage blackout!'

GIRL1: 'Let's get some shots!!'

See alcohol, shots, wasted, beer, wine


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