What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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Something that is so unbelievably awesome that you are overcome with the urge to declare your love for it in front of all your friends.
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a limp dick from taking to much dope
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