What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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To cover an object in the public space with a knitted artifact.
After the yarnbombing, that tree looks like its wearing a sweater.
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sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.
tree, plant, vegetable, etc.
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