What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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telling someone to fuck off
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When with a girl, switching between fucking her in the pussy, ass and mouth multiple times in one session.
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a person that sucks extraordinarily large dicks
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