What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious
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To fornicate with a skanky, white-trash female.
My girlfriend is outta town, I need to snake a dirty whore.
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