What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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a drink. titties + vodka. Pour vodka on titties straight from handle and enjoy.
you've never really had vodka until you've ha..
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the word that kyle has to spell on South park and messes up compleatly
a VERY hard word to spell (hahahahahha)..
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The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.
(Usually leads to several r..
