What is Tolkie?
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A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.
"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"
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A term joe made up. Basically anal sex, but RAGING.
Joe: Do you like raging butt sex?
Devon: How many times do I have to tell you? YES..
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A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.
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