Toluptuous Vitties

What is Toluptuous Vitties?


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An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.

Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.

Girl passing by: What did you just say?

Dave: Nothing.

See tig ol' bitties, tits, breasts, hooters, fun bags, jugs, boobs, boobies


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