T.o.m.

What is T.o.m.?

1.

"Time Of Month" ~A descreet way to speak of one's period.

Kari: TOM came today... TOM's such a bitch!

Emily: We had to fuck in the shower cuz TOM was here! Lets go make out now!

Kari: Okay, teehee!

2.

girls use this when they're talking bout Time Of the Month which is shortened to TOM!

Girl 1: ah T.O.M. has just payed me a visit

Girl 2: T.O.M. is hurtin me da bastatrd!!!

See blob, period, menstrual cycle, bloody mary

3.

A general name for any man who uses his money to get sex and attention from women. Usually through gifts, cash, expensive dates, favors, rides, etc.

Like a John, except not with prostitutes.

More like a Mitch.

Trick

Off

Master

"Yea, T.O.M. over here, gave that stripper his whole paycheck last night! What a dumbass!"

"That girl doesn;t even like you, she's just playin you like T.O.M.!"

" What do you mean you want me to buy you some new clothes? I aint no T.O.M.!"

See trick, dummy, fool, player hater

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