Tom Edit Meaning

1.

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"

See myspace, internet, gay, monstrosity

2.

The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

See myspace, tom, friends, geek, nerd

3.

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

See internet, fiery, death, doom, destruction

4.

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?

Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

See period, aunt flow, menstruation, monthlies

5.

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

See tom, thomas, sexy, beast

6.

A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!

Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.

See myspace, internet, myspacer, myspace pic, faggot

7.

A geek that makes preppy girls happy around the world by creating myspace which happens to have server errors every 5 minutes. He is responsible for making this generation go down the drain because it`s what every other teenager talks about every 5 minutes.

&& ii L0oVE TOM. HE iiS S0o DREAMY F0oR MAKiiNG MYSPACE, LiiKE, C0oMMENT 0oN MY PAGE, GiiRLiiE~! x0xo <333

See &&, ;;, myspace, loser, prep