Tom Ass Cruise

What is Tom Ass Cruise?


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(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

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