Tom Ass Cruise

What is Tom Ass Cruise?

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

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Sweaty Margarita

1. The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended. When..

Zunt

1. Zipper front pants and cunt. A female who wears the pants in a female to female relationship. Look at that lesbian, she is Zunt in that..

Lumberdyke

1. A lesbian exhibiting the particular butch swag of plaid and/or man-jeans in an aspect befitting Paula Bunion. I thought her at first a ..

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