Tom Clancy's Penis

What is Tom Clancy's Penis?


1.

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

See tom clancy, rainbow 6, dick, cock, batman

2.

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

See tom, clancy, skeet, balls, tentacle, killer, splinter, cell, rainbow, six, love, erection


96

Random Words:

1. 1. A fundamentalist Christian who has extreme right-wing, neo-fascist ideas and machinations. Über-Christians held hostage the same-sex..
1. One who is comfortable with their sexuality as well as their partners. Vagenius is not gender specific nor is it dependant upon ones sex..
1. The utmost degree of potential assholery. Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYO..