What is Tom Clancy's Penis?
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Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
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An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.
Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
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An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal ..
