Tom Clancy's Penis

What is Tom Clancy's Penis?

1.

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

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2.

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

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