What is Tom Clancy's Penis?
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Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
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Don't eat meat,but love (Tom&Bill) Kaulitz meat.
Not eating meat, but liking the Kaulitz twins. Kaulitzitarian.
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A woman who shoots speed balls directly into her heart. She also eats cats.
That bitch was such a Smack Sally, she ate her own baby.
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