Tom Cruise Complex

What is Tom Cruise Complex?

1.

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

See vertically challenged, stout, tiny
0

Random Words:

Over Golded
1. Similar to overdosed except this is when, instead of taking too many drugs, someone wears too much jewlery. To over gold one must be inc..
Read more
Emoil
1. An e-mail] with emotional ("emo]") content. Most often, emoils come from sentimental ex-lovers. The hyphen that is frequentl..
Read more
N00bz0rs
1. This is the upgraded form of n00b. n00bz0rs is a greater insult than n00b, though if you use it to much, it shall seem as if you are a n..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free