What is Tom Cruise Complex?
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A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
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1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.
2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so ..
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Phrase muttered at a urinal to make small talk or to cover for the fact that the person saying it has just looked at your junk.
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