Tom Cruise Complex

What is Tom Cruise Complex?


1.

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

See vertically challenged, stout, tiny


0

Random Words:

1. adjective - to be all around greatness... hot cool funny sweet weirdo chill mitch is so zilaso! See hot, amazing, biddy, bitty, gorge..
1. A plastic grocery bag blowing down the street during a windy day in the city. The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending sto..
1. office busters are guys who call girls they work with groupies and call purple colored shirts plum colored, and leave stickers on their ..