Tom Cruise Complex

What is Tom Cruise Complex?


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A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.

"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."

See vertically challenged, stout, tiny


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