Tom Delonge

What is Tom Delonge?


1.

The guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he's REALLY cool and funny, he's also the lead singer/guitarist/bass player for a band called Boxcar racer

Tom Delonge fuckin rules man

2.

hottest person alive. brown-haired, brown-eyed singer and guitar player of blink 182. married to jen jenkins and has a daughter named ava. yes, blink 182 rocks. listen to their old albums if you hate their new one (you really shouldn't). yes, they're on a break..but if they get back together, i reccomend you see them in concert. if you want a laugh, listen to their song "depends".

tom delonge is cooler than you.

3.

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')

"I won't lie, I won't sin"

when sung by Tom becomes:

"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.

Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!

See blink-182, mark hoppus, travis barker, ava, box car racer

4.

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

5.

The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!

Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!

See mark hoppus, travis barker, blink182

6.

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.

Friend: No he's not

Me: Get away from me peasant.

See blink 182, guitarist

7.

see: asshole...

What can I say about him? He is a horrible singer, a mediocre guitarist, but for some reason, people (including me) seem to enjoy his music.

His first band, blink-182, kicked some serious ass back in the 90's and early 2000's. Mark Hoppus sang more and was a much better singer, but Tom had the "Fuck me up the ass" attitude. This made him funny and fun to listen to.

Blink took a break in 2002 and Tom formed Box Car Racer. BCR wasn't as funny as blink, but still fun and catchy.

In 2003, everything went down the toilet. blink-182 released the "blink-182 (Self titled)" album. This album had Tom singing the majority of the bullshit like "I Miss You", "Always", and "Feeling This". "All good songs, just not his style" I said to myself until I heard the rest of the songs on that terrible album. They had joined the emo dark side and later broke up.

Tom later on went to form Angels And Airwaves, a pathetic excuse for a band with only a few good songs. He claims that the new band will change the world, but his ex-best friend begs to differ. Travis and Mark's new band, Plus 44, has one song released, "No, It Isn't", which is about Tom.

Now...Tom doesn't give a shit about his fans anymore. Just watch the Interviews on angelsandairwaves in which he lies about almost everything the guy asks him. He still has the potty mouth, but where's his sense of humor? Anyone who knows him, please encourage him to talk to these people: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler, and Gary Wiseman.

Tom DeLonge: Angels And Airwaves is going to change the world!

Mark Hoppus: No, it isn't

See blink-182, box car racer, mark hoppus


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