What is Tom Fiction?
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Similar to Tom Foolery by name.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
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... fill in the blank with whatever you want people to call you today.
Typical name tag wording intended as an icebreaker for chit chat..
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An amalgam of Feck and Spectacular, used to describe when something is spectacularly fecking poor.
That movie was fecktacular
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A teacher of a class that has no worth or value.
Ziegenfuss is an alpha male. NOT..
