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When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.
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Lying in bed last night half awake. I thought I was lemon butter. I saw myself (in lemon butter form) spread out on m..
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A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their han..