Tom James

What is Tom James?


1.

1. A company that makes suits, with an amusing picture of a man on the front page of the website.

2. A general term used in Middle England, particularly Northamptonshire, for any selfish, immature and sometimes arrogant twat OF THE SAME SOCIAL STANDING as the user.

1. "I recently went dayn tayn to brayn traysers fer a thaysand paynd."

"well i purchased mine from Tom James co. Suitmakers"

"....oh"

2. "wow he was just gouing out with her for the sex!"

"hes a bit of a tommy eh"

"yup, a right tom james"

"shes not even that attractive...."


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