Tom Perrotta

What is Tom Perrotta?

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-utter sex machine

-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer

-has women begging for more

-sensational body and sexual prowess

-gets what he wants no questions asked

Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing

Girl 2: really? tell me more

Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"

Girl 2: your kidding!?

Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process

Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa

Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset

Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe

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