What is Tom Perrotta?
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-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
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