Tom Sawyer

What is Tom Sawyer?


1.

Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or griftsomeone.

The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or griftsomeone.

Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or griftsomeone.

Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.

Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.

See grift, lies, manipulation, plan, tom sawyer

2.

1. One of Canadian Supergroup Rush's best known songs.

2. The poster song for Rush. Basically the song people know when they pretend to like Rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush.

A modern warrior mean mean stride, todays Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

"i love tom sawyer"

"dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs"

See tom sawyer, rush, tom, sawyer, geddy lee

3.

A filtered drink with origins in South Eastern Minnesota. One part Root Beer, one part Lemonade, and a shot of Citris Juice (fresh squeezed oranges). The official party flavor of twenty first century America.

Hey bartender can I get another hit of OJ in my Tom Sawyer, I need that vitamin C pick-me-up!

See tom sawyer, orange juice, lemonade, drank, minnesota, twin cities, dirty bird

4.

(verb)-To cover with a perfuse amount of semen, Spunk, Jiz, Jism, Manfat,ejaculate, seminal fluid, semen, seeded player, seed, source, germ, come, cum, nut, jello shots, love paste, etc.

Last night I was with my girl talking in bed for three hours, listening to her problems. All I wanted to do was Tom Sawyer on her face.

MMmm I'd Tom Sawyer all over those tits.

See splooge, bust, drench, squeege, nut

5.

When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job...

The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.

See handjob, finish, tom sawyer


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