Tom Selleck Edit Meaning

1.

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

2.

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

3.

When you have anal intercoursewith a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!

See selleck, sellick

4.

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.

See hairy, older, mans, 50's

5.

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.

"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"

See tom, selleck, pwnt, pwn, owned, wicked, burn