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A woman (who everyone dislikes) who is married to a good friend (who everyone likes) of yours. The friendship you have with her husband ..
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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the tendency for time to creep up. happens most prominently when one has a deadline coming up.
i went through major time creep a few da..