What is Tom Tom?
1.
A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.
Dammit Tom Tom
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2.
Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>
2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.
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3.
noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo
I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.
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4.
tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word
text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.
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