Tom Tom

What is Tom Tom?


1.

A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.

Dammit Tom Tom

See limp dick, dempsey, mike mike

2.

Noun:

1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.

(At a Car Dealership)

Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.

Roy: Uhh....yeah

Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.

Roy: You are such a tom tom.

Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."

Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.

See obvious, redundant, person, gps, man

3.

noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo

I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.

See you can pound my tom tom, vagina, bajingo, bajayjay

4.

tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word

text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.

See tomorrow, 2day, today, texting


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