What is Tomahawk Crunkmissle?
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A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
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A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).
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A Drink:
Gin and Tonic, with a a couple Lemon slices(squeezed) and about 3 to 4 raspberries(squeezed or not) added as well.
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is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
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