What is Tomahawk Crunkmissle?
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A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
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