What is Tomato Bhaji?
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To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.
"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
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