Tomato Boat Edit Meaning

1. A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path. Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost ..

1. During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea b..

1. "What would Richard Gere Do?" A question often posed by the growing cult of Richard Gere. Through a misinterpretation of word..