Tomatrons

What is Tomatrons?


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A particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being Tom. A Tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. Also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.

Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked Tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his Tomatrons

See tom, black hole, light, fat, gravity


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