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While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on..
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Claiming you are going "Hiking in the
Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
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When so many twitter posts are being sent to your phone that it renders the phone unusable.
I would have called you but my phone is bei..
