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Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Pe..
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Allowing a sweaty gay Portugese man to give you a blow job and anal douche while you vomit up the contents of your last meal which consi..
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The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't ver..