Tombsteak

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Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cootersof hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."

Look in the bible, it's there. If you don't believe me you're going to hell.

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