What is Tomburkinshaw?
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Swahili Name: Muhanga
Size: 24 inches at the shoulder
Weight: 88 to 143 pounds
Lifespan: 23 years in captivity
Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"
Gestation: 7 months
Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents
Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying
You're totally not as
bling astomburkinshaw , he is da blackest white man!
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