Tomburkinshaw

What is Tomburkinshaw?

1.

Swahili Name: Muhanga

Size: 24 inches at the shoulder

Weight: 88 to 143 pounds

Lifespan: 23 years in captivity

Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"

Gestation: 7 months

Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents

Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.

You're totally not as blingas tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!
0

Random Words:

Slipdog
1. Slipdog - A person (usually a guy) who always gets the bigger, better deal. Great with the opposite sex. Dame that Del boy, he gets all..
Read more
Anderballs
1. detachable balls usually strapped on at the waist or groin If my balls werent anderballs they would itch right now. See balls, anderba..
Read more
Nassau
1. Nassau County is located between Queens County (one of NYC's five boroughs) and Suffolk County on Long Island. It is home to the B..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free