Tomburkinshaw

What is Tomburkinshaw?

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Swahili Name: Muhanga

Size: 24 inches at the shoulder

Weight: 88 to 143 pounds

Lifespan: 23 years in captivity

Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"

Gestation: 7 months

Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents

Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.

You're totally not as blingas tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!
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