Tomburkinshaw

What is Tomburkinshaw?


1.

Swahili Name: Muhanga

Size: 24 inches at the shoulder

Weight: 88 to 143 pounds

Lifespan: 23 years in captivity

Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"

Gestation: 7 months

Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents

Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.

You're totally not as blingas tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!


0

Random Words:

1. ok anyone who says kurac means dick in albanian is a dumbfuck. kurac means dick in Bosnian, Croatian and Serbain. pusi te mi kurac svi ..
1. What happens when a Dillons Grocery store is old and not very well maintained. I'm too tired to drive the car to Hyvee.Let's ..
1. There are 10 stalls in a restroom, all are empty, except the one you are in. Another person comes in, surveys the situation, decides to ..