Tomcruiser

What is Tomcruiser?

N: Someone who uses the act of jumping on couches in the courting process.

V: The act of jumping on a couch to court or woo a potential mate.

N: "Dude, Billy is such a TomCruiser, he just jumped on my couch to fuck my sister."

V: "Dude, Billy just TomCruised all over your couch!"

See cruiser, tom, tom cruise, cruise

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