Tomdonkey

What is Tomdonkey?

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.

Your a Tomdonkey

See monkeyface, gibbing, munging, screwing

Henor

1. jizzing in somones ear Yo i gave that bitch a henor and now shes deaf. See henor, sex, oral, getting up, jizz, poon..

Guff Nut

1. gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus. the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view...

Up-nuts

1. when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts) usual found in public urinals. Man 1 "dude have u noticed your bal..

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