Tomdonkey

What is Tomdonkey?

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.

Your a Tomdonkey

See monkeyface, gibbing, munging, screwing

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