What is Tome-deaf?
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Someone who has read more words than they know how to pronounce.
From Atlantic Monthly Magazine's Word Court column, March 2003.
(Talking about someone who is inebriated)
"She's so inehbryated."
"Hah! You're tome-deaf, it's pronounced 'in-ee-bree-at-ed'."
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adj. too close for comfort, generally to the face
I'll wear dat ass like an oxygen mask...