What is Tomism?
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General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)
"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"
Random Words:
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Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."
Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name ..
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An agreeable response to an obviously stated fact.
Joe: Damn, your driving is really terrible tonight.
Bill: Yea, right?..
