What is Tomism?
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General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)
"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"
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When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.
I was inside the house cooking up so..
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Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.
"I may be German but you're an English Pig"..
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