What is Tomism?
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General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)
"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"
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The state of being both horrible and adorable.
"You my dear, are horridorable."
"Stop being so horridorable."
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Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.
The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but..