Tomism

What is Tomism?


1.

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"

"You FUCKNOB!"

(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"

"sons-of-bastages"

"Cancel Christmas forever"

"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"

"rump ridin' ridge runner"


4

Random Words:

1. The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck t..
1. The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth. "She was downing my hog like a mad..
1. a person who thinks that they are clean but actually stinks like shit. Jeff is such a stank-ass shut up you stank-ass go wash your st..