Tomism

What is Tomism?


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General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"

"You FUCKNOB!"

(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"

"sons-of-bastages"

"Cancel Christmas forever"

"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"

"rump ridin' ridge runner"


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