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I am so fucking retarded.
Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: .....
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Masturbating on the run.
"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting..
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a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, a..
