What is Tomky?
1.
Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
James Tomkinson
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2.
A tall young man with a rather large head of hair, associates with various types. Hangs on the fringes of many social circles, excluding, Kevs,Townies, Boy racers, janners, rewdbois / rudeboys etc etc.
Could also be defined as an Afro man
James Tonkinson
3.
a rather difugured display of mankind. May have been tortured on a medieval device and therefore is exceptionally tall, up to 12 foot in some cases. Has a head of hair spreading in all directions commonly known as the afro. The subject is usually found in rural areas of central England.
James Tomkinson
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