What is Tomlin?
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To do a Tomlin involves the individual concerned struggling with his or her latent longing for sex with their own gender to such an extent that a mental breakdown occurs.
'Some guy doing a Tomlin peaked in the pub tonight; glassed himself and wrote a poem about ducks on the toilet wall with his own blood'
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