What is Tommieboy?
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a biped with a nearly hairless cranium and pasty unwholesome-looking body; known to frequent schoolyards looking for suitable young males on which to prey; has been known to eat up to six times per day or more, consuming massive amounts of garlic. Possesses limited social skills and low intelligence.
We heard there was a tommieboy in the vicinity, so we took the children home.
