What is Tommy Hawk?
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Co-founding father of Detroit's Incredible Mohawk Bros. Band and still the best friend of Mikey Moe Hawk to this day. Known for his bizarre antics onstage involving un-used cardboard boxes, some kaiser boiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors...YETH! Well-known antagonizer on Detroit's East Side and along with Mikey, performed internet terrorism on other Detroit-based musicians. Funny, funny stuff!
"Did you see that giant boner Tommy Hawk had on stage?" - a female fan circa 1977
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Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage..
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..
