What is Tommy Lee?
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1) Sick ass drummer of the band
2) New slang for a large penis; commonly mistaken for rockets or flagpoles.
1) Did you go to the Crüe show last night!? Tommy Lee kicked ass!
2) Mom: Jenny, what did I tell you about licking flagpoles in the winter!?
Jenny: No, mom! Thith ith a Tommy Lee!
Mom: Well, shit!
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The (kick-ass) (drummer)for (Motley Crue). He did (Pamela Anderson) and then re-did her face by beating her. He's probably (banged) more (women) then he has (drums). He is also the nemesis of Kid Rock (who also dated (Pamela Anderson)).
Jimmy: Mom why's Tommy Lee famous?
Mom: You mean that demon possessed rascal from that extremely cheese band!
Dad: You know son... I really don't know.
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Tommy Lee (Born Tommy Lee Bass on October 3, 1962) is the drummer of the band Motley Crue, one of the only bands from the 80's that is still intact with all four original members. Tommy has married both Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson. In 2008 it was announced that he and Anderson were back together and living with their kids. (Big surprise there.)
Tommy Lee is known for many things. One of them is, in fact, that on the "Girls" tour, he began using a drum kid that revolved and lifted up as he was drumming. This has been used by a few other bands since then. (i.e. Christian pop band, The Newsboys). He's also known for kicking the shit out of Pamela Anderson while they were married before, and for suffering a lawsuit for his tattoo of a backwards swastika on his arm. (Um. Haha. Phail.)
Tommy is quite talented, despite popular belief. People seem to think he's not simply because they hold grudges for him kicking the shit outta Pam Anderson - even though they don't know either personally. How pathetic.
Motley Crue Fan 1: So that show last night was crazy. Long live the Crue.
Motley Crue Fan 2: Yeah. It was. I can't believe I caught Tommy Lee's drumstick! I feel so special.
Motley Crue Fan 1: Psh. Fangirl.
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The biggest pimp ever....10 inch penis...asian jacked and loves pootie tang
DSG 1: HEY SALLY i ------ tommy lee last night...
DSG 2: AWW U SLUT HES MY BIG MAN
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As a girl(who is nude) is bent over to pick something up or just bent over for no apparent reason, one approaches her from behind and "sticks it to her" when she is least expecting it.
I was with my girlfriend in the shower when I purposely dropped the soap, setting her up for the Tommy Lee
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A former member of the mediocre over rated group Montley Crew. He was once married to Pam Anderson whom he treated like shit, Much like a true gansta Crapper moron would have. He's now a wigger
tommy lee sucks big green donkey dicks
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-the talentless drummer from Motley Crue
-the guy who fucked and then kicked the shit out of Pam Anderson, he has a large wang
Guy1: dude doesn't Tommy Lee kickass?
Guy2: NO! He sucks, Motley Crue sucks, you and them should all go get AIDS.
Guy3: ahh, /pwnd
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